Steezy Duzit
HOLD ONTO YOUR HIPS AND CLENCH THOSE CHEEKS, FREQ FREAKS…
Because sauntering straight outta the smoke machine, dripping swagger and leaving glittery footprints on your soul is none other than the ghetto-famous groove conjurer himself… STEEZY DUZIT — aka J3 — the man, the myth, the motherfunkin’ dancefloor legend.
This beat-slinging sorcerer has probably played every party you ever fantasised about, and even a few you were too soft to attend. He’s the type to show up, plug in, and 30 seconds later — the walls are sweating, your mate’s lost a shoe, and the crowd’s being held together with basslines and blind faith. With a Funky Bass House flavour that hits like a slap from a sequinned glove, Steezy brings the kind of bounce that makes hips rebel and knees reconsider.
He doesn’t DJ — he orchestrates organised dancefloor crime. He doesn’t play tracks — he summons spirit animals from subwoofers.
He’s a rhythm bandit, a selector of sin, a funk-slinging freak in mirrored shades.
When Steezy hits the decks, the laws of cool collapse. You’re not dancing. You’re testifying. You’re not vibing. You’re ascending.
So polish those boots, stretch those glutes, and prepare for a set that’ll leave you funked, flung, and forever changed.
Steezy Duzit. J3. One man. Infinite grooves. And he's coming for your soul.