Monster Zoku Onsomb! front man Señor Tasty Taste, treats genres like IKEA furniture: ignore the manual, bash until it holds vibes.
Certified most unknown underground DJ with 1 mix online, because mysteriously forgetting to upload is branding now.
Dancefloor felony specialist; all genres harmed.
Also, the world’s most DJ, peer‑reviewed by the mirror ball.
Expect Rave vs Gangsta Rap, Acid vs Enya, Breakcore vs Madonna, and customer support on hold forever.